I’m partial to meatbag.
HK-47 approves.
I came here to say the exact same thing.
“But master! That would be a waste of my genius programming!”
Meat Puppets…oh wait…that’s been taken already.
ET? Does she imagine robots basking in the sun to gather heat?
Also:
- Meatbag
- Fleshwad
- Skintube
- Flesh-piles
- Organ-sacks
- Sack of skin
- Coffin stuffers
Bender Bending Rodríguez
I mean, I could see there being solar powered robots. So, kind of, yeah.
I mean unless they’re using solar powered steam engines, it still doesn’t make sense. Also, they need perfectly efficient internals (conductors etc.) to be exothermal.
Ugly bags of mostly water.
I mean you’ve missed the obvious one for a biological.
“Fucking fuckers ruining everything”
Fry: Look how ridiculous they look.
Bender: Please, he’s no different from the rest of you organisms; shooting DNA at each other make babies. I find it offensive.
Futurama already coined the perfect one, meat bags.
Futurama already coined
Lem beat them to it (Cyberiad)
imagine banging a robot and they scream ‘HARDER YOU DISGUSTING MEATBAG’
I like shedders the best lol. I’d lose my shit if a clanker ever called me that tho
Wetware or fleshware according to the CW Mutant X
I was gonna say why would a robot be a bigot, but then I remembered Elon musk is probably paying someone to work on exactly that
To be fair, we skinbags do ruin everything.
I know we are not monkeys and are closer related to apes.
I know monkey has been used as a racial slur.
It just sounds better than ape.
That said, I think if used holistically towards the entire species, and I do myself included, Monkey ticks all the right boxes because it immediately cuts down our species’ unearned God complex about being somehow above just another animal mutation cohabitating on this world. We aren’t, we’re just the shittiest conceivable roommates.
We crow about our vocal chords. We crow about our opposable thumbs. But really, our species should just go down as monkeys/apes with a runaway ego mutation, nothing more. That’s hitting us where it hurts, our inflated sense of specialness and self-importance, literally the only remarkable trait about us.
Over here, monkey is one of the most common ways to call someone loud and stupid
Also:
I didn’t expect king Koopa here
Pretty sure that HK-47 called humans meatbags.
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Proves my theory that if aliens landed we have a racial slur for them within minutes of them arriving. Are humans just prone to racism?
I could easily see a burst of audible data, like 2 seconds of dialup modem screeching, being used as a slur for us.
It wouldn’t even need to contain any actual data just the fact that we can’t possibly understand it would wind us up immensely.
Just the modem connecting sound would work.
