It’s a long-con. When the kid isn’t cute anymore and stops getting the extra nugget, it adds extra punch to the painful reality of the cold, uncaring universe.
This is why I punch every kid I see. To prepare them for the metaphorical punch they will get later in life. 😤😤😤
To the dudes who always added one single onion ring to my fries every time I went to Burger King or the late night group at Wendy’s that will occasionally destroy my work dinner with like 4-5 extra patties, you’re the real heroes.
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blesses nuggie orders
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thinks he’s evil
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Corporate overlords detect a 3% reduced efficiency at this McDonald’s location. They implement video surveillance and determine the inadequacy. The boss making 2$ over minimum wage is required to fire you and hire someone new. All employees go to required training on workplace ethics and team observation.
