Don’t worry, they’re only 5-9 mm big and are generally chill
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And here’s more pixels of the joke, if that’s your thing
Hundrends of documented parasites who can literally eat us from the inside, but no …spiders are the fucking problem.
I think spiders are cool. I also have a completely irrational fear of them. I don’t understand it, I don’t have any clue where it came from, but spiders cause me to feel fear in a way unlike anything else in this world. I took it completely in stride when a doctor told me I “might not be ok” while looking at my xrays after a car accident in if I see a spider crawling across the bathroom floor while I’m pooping I’ll break out in cold sweats. I like to think that I’m a pretty rational person so this drives me crazy.
By my read, this spider is a bro.
Unacceptable.
Reach Around Spider was rejected as a possible name.
At least one person will come away from reading this post with a new sexual fetish.
No fetish, but I wanna pat it.
Do you think it likes chin scratches? Does it have a chin? Can I stack them for convenience?
This spider has found one trick that makes humans very angry
This shit needs to stay in movies
Satan has worked his magic during creation when god had his back turned, and now we suffer from it
Is it ribbed for her pleasure?
Oh cool, like a slap-braclet.
I’m so glad I’m not a tiny bug.
Are we gonna talk about the “tree limbs”?
What about it? Except the surprise sentient bark of course.
BRB, burning down every tree within 50 miles.
