That’s the kind of scientist I want to be. I wish it paid.
Gf and I passed a young guy while kayaking the river one day. Dude’s wearing summer street-wear, standing at bank up to his knees with a net. He was researching turtle populations. Funky thing is, we have no idea how he got where he was.
This is me. You can usually find me staring up at a light pole talking, heckling or cursing at it, and before you know it I’m gone.
Why? Is the light pole not providing the correct type of light or something?
Nothing to do with the light actually. I’m yelling at the small cell radios on the top of the poles.
Ornithologist then?
I mean that is a type of light.
Cellphone towers are just microwave light poles.
Pretty sure I have photographic evidence of the leaf monster I spawned to terrorize the overgrown creek bed into revealing its outcroppy secrets.
It was me. I am the leaf monster what walks in the water.
The movie Medicine Man does a great job of depicting a mad field scientist.
Best moment of Disco Elysium for me.
Dr. Frankenstein had an assistant for that.
Crucial supporting NPCs in Monster Hunter
