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RedditEnjoyer@lemmy.world to > Greentext@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Anon blames his parents for being a loser

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Anon blames his parents for being a loser

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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    “Dammit, I could have been with a girl who gets drunk and fucks random people in the bathroom!”

    Keep aiming high, Anon.

  • LainOfTheWired@lemy.lol
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    Parties and sex don’t mean you’re living. That’s just usually something glamorised by Hollywood and social media.

    This guy seems like he has a tight knit friend group and a common hobby they all enjoy. As long as they’re working towards meaningful goals in their lives, I’d say he’s actually got it better then his drunk friends.

    • Roopappy@lemmy.ml
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      I mean… parties and sex are pretty cool though.

      • Clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
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        Looking in from the outside, at least a LITTLE parties and sex would be nice! Looks fun.

        • Roopappy@lemmy.ml
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          Baby… it’ll blow your mind.

          • Octopus1348@lemy.lol
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  • AstralPath@lemmy.ca
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    “Its my Mom’s fault that I’ve got no life.” Spins in racer chair and queues up for another game

    • xoggy@programming.dev
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      Blows my mind these kinds of greentexts are getting upvoted.

      • BobGnarley@lemm.ee
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        I always thought the cringy parts were the point though!

    • SSUPII@sopuli.xyz
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      likely in gold 3

  • SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz
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    Does anon know that you can meet friends as an adult?

    I mean, it’s a bit more difficult, sure, but everything is.

    Guess it’s easier to blame your mom instead of taking responsibility for your current life choices.

  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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    The biggest fuck up in this whole thing was playing League. That’s where the problems started.

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    holy teenage whinging give me a break dude

  • fadingembers@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Sorry anon, just because you go to a party it doesn’t mean your awkward ass is getting fucked lol

    • pingveno@lemmy.ml
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      It could, if you’re into that.

  • ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml
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    Silver lining: you didn’t have to play fifa.

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