This is straight comedic gold. I like to imagine some elderly stenographer refused to retire and this is a common occurrence… or it’s some 3rd rock from the sun aliens first day.
Definitely the latter. I have a pet theory that 3rd rock is based on true events. Only an alien would be named, and physically manifested as, French Stewart.
had this happen to me at a conference. I didn’t realize they were going to put where I worked at on my nametag so I spent three days walking around as the guy who worked at “some dumbass company”.
it went over surprising well though and was a great icebreaker that landed me an interview for another job.
Sandi Mann sounds like a fun woman
At first I thought that was part of the transcription too and my brain was trying to make some sense of it. And for some reason threw at me:
San…Di…Ma…s High School football rules!
Peanut Butter is one word.
This is so on form for UCLAN.
Almost went there myself
You can’t fool me Sandi! This is an experiment! Oh god this is probably a result category isn’t it? My second father figure always said don’t become a statistic!
runs off and falls into the flower arrangement
Should be a sleep therapist.
Itches and scratches and gets everywhere
And I thought this was going to be a joke about her putting the audience to sleep.
