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There once was a man from Nantucket.
Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
While wiping his chin
“If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it.”
Ah, every teenage boy understands this desire.
Wish I’d known this was an option like 20 years ago…
Suipeniside?
