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be me
serverless supervisor
in charge of making sure the serverless environment is in fact, serverless
occasionally have to check if it’s really serverless
one day, find out there are actual servers being used
serverless environment is no longer serverless
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ask my boss what to do
he says “just make it serverless again”
I say “how”
he says “I don’t know, you’re the supervisor”
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quit my job
become a servers supervisor
first day on the job, go to the new server room
it’s empty, serverless
Anon needs to reject technology and embrace luddism. Only then may he be free of oxymoron job roles.
Easy, find the guy stuck with your old job, offer to take those servers off his hands.
A little bit of water or a baseball bat would’ve saved his job