Nah fuck this army I’m gonna go recruit some immortal ghost soldiers instead. Do whatever you want with these I’m out.
Théoden: “What do you expect of me? Run down to some cave and conjure up an undead army?”
Aragorn: brb
So he was hoping for at least 12002 spears.
12001 haha
Or even 12000 + a broken one
Is that Bill Bailey?! https://www.arenaentertainments.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/bill-bailey-425x312.jpg
Weren’t both of the first 2 lines from Theoden?
If I don’t remember, does that mean it’s time for another rewatch?
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The Rohirrim were spread out dealing with raiding parties until after Helm’s Deep. Contextually we’re to understand that about half their available manpower is either dealing with other problems or just didn’t answer the muster.
He’s a badass. When your battlecry is “DEATH!” You know some shits about to happen .