So… the back story here was that the article was done to highlight fake news or something. I forget which, but it wasn’t… you know… somebody’s lunch stuck on Webb’s sensors. (That… that would be awkward…)

Great joke, I must say

I eat whole stars in one bite.

https://www.cnn.com/2022/08/05/europe/scientist-space-image-chorizo-intl-scli-scn/index.html