Your body is essentially an oxidation reaction that it ponders its place in the universe.
A slowly burning fire that pays taxes.
Every creature that had ever breathed oxygen, dies. That’s a 100% mortality rate.
I breathe oxygen, I’ve never died
All current living creatures are basically a rounding error in that calculation
Just eat enough antioxidants to flush all of the oxygen out of your body!
Jeez, imagine coding in rust, that can’t be good for you.
HOW DARE YOU BAD MOUTH RUST LIKE THAT! Rust is natural, and isn’t anything bad. Let your body rust, and accept it’s warm embrace.
!/s!<
In rust we trust!
We joke but oxygen is a caustic poison and when it came on the scene, evolution practically had to start over
I bet you sheeple also drink dihydrogen monoxide every day!
Jeez man this oxygen addiction is too great cant withstand 30 seconds without oxygen
I can do at least 45 seconds up to a full minute.
Isn’t that there one of them… “forever chemicals”? 😂
Sodium is a dangerous explosive, choride is a poisonous gas, yet we put the mixture of two into our food.
Raise awareness of sodium-cloride!
Oxidative stress is a major factor in health and longevity. People who stop breathing oxygen before dieing generally live a bigger proportion of their lives healthy on average.
Just iron try to protect life from Cyanobacteria. The war is over, but it fights on.
Holding my breath from now on.
Wait until they hear about a particularly nasty form of oxygen, dihydrogen monoxide.
I prefer the IUPAC name: Oxidane. Terrible stuff, it’s even used as an industrial solvent and yet we are exposed to it every single day of our lives!
Makes me think of the DHMO awareness campaign
